Something is wrong with my child. When I'm home with her, which I don't know if you realize this, but it's all day long everyday, she can't play alone. She can't sit on the floor while I sit in a chair like a 26-year-old should. In her perfect universe, I will sit cross-legged on the floor while she crawls around, drops stuff on the table & into my lap, and occasionally sits on my knee before diving back on the floor for another block or my hairbrush. Should I sip coffee, scoot across the floor, turn the TV on, scratch my knee, SHE KNOWS and will attack me instantly. While she's playing, though, she basically ignores me the whole time. So I'm like a giant, breathing armchair that gets gradually more and more annoyed until I finally stand up, maybe to get coffee or go to the bathroom, and she has a meltdown and follows me for a couple of steps, only to put her face on the floor and dissolve into tears.